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[illuminatesound]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Not sure what you want to do? Check out the random scenario meme over at bakerstreet!

Comments

[scytheyouout]

[BURSTS OUT LAUGHING]

I dunno man. It's pretty funny to me.

[princeofjunes]

Dude, come on! What if it's like... an actual disease?! You could catch it too!

[scytheyouout]

So far I've been able to avoid catching Black*Star's idiocy [sort of] and Kid's crippling OCD so I think I'll be ok.

[princeofjunes]

No one is safe! Puns are becoming a global pandemic and they'll destroy us all!

[scytheyouout]

Nope. Just you.

[princeofjunes]

Man, you can shove it. How did I get stuck with the bear and you get the sexy kitty?

[scytheyouout]

Probably thanks to a combination of how awesome I am and your bad luck.

[princeofjunes]

You don't even want the cat! It's bullshit!

[scytheyouout]

Yep!

[princeofjunes]

Can we trade? Even just for a day!

[scytheyouout]

No way man.

[princeofjunes]

Fine, I'll keep the bear! Just lend me the cat!

[scytheyouout]

She'd just come back to my place dude.

[princeofjunes]

I knew it! You DO like waking up with her rack all over you!

[scytheyouout]

No I'm just telling you it's useless.

[princeofjunes]

Uh huh, sure. One minute it's 'oh my god man I hate giant tits' and the next it's 'Nope! Can't take my sexy kitty! Sorry!'

[scytheyouout]

Is that jealousy I hear in your voice?

[princeofjunes]

Of course it's jealousy, you ass! You have a smoking hot catgirl and an awesome motorcycle! And all you have to put up with is Maka who at least has nice legs, if nothing else!

[scytheyouout]

Karma, dude. Karma. It's my reward for putting up with stupid 4am phone calls.

[princeofjunes]

You had all that before the phone calls!

...

So by that logic, clearly I need to make your life even worse. You know, balance out the karma.

[scytheyouout]

Karma doesn't care about time. It's all relative.

[princeofjunes]

So I need to make it relatively more even. I can do that.

[MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

[scytheyouout]

Dude just stop before you hurt yourself.

[princeofjunes]

Oh, don't worry about me!

[And just ignore that he now clearly has you on speakerphone as he works on something else on his phone]

[scytheyouout]

... The hell are you doing?