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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
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[he laughs]

Yeah. Yeah she is.

It's the skirt, man. Skirts are powerful weapons.

And suddenly it all makes sense!

She must never know.

... though I guess I just kind of told her.

She's just gonna think you're being an ass. She won't know.

Whew, safe! For now, anyway.

Close call though.

Yeah. I mean if she found out, she'd stop wearing them! And then where would we be?

[he gives this a moment of thought.]

... A lot less susceptible to unreasonable demands.

... point.

I mean, with the amount of money you spend on steaks for Chie alone you'd probably have enough saved up to buy a motorcycle.

That... that's different!

She's very persuasive!

Sure. I bet it has nothing to do with how much you like her or that skirt or anything.

Edited 2013-01-30 00:46 (UTC)

Nothing at all! It's self preservation! My nads can't take any more critical hits!

Uh huh. Right.

Look, you have Chie give you a kick there and then tell me how you feel about buying her steak!

You sure it's not just the skirt, dude?

She wears shorts under it, okay?!

Sounds like you've paid pretty close attention.

Well, I... look, you-!

Tch, dammit! Look, Chie has nothing to do with this... whatever we were talking about!

Motorcycle or Chie in a skirt without shorts?

Son of a...

[Okay. Deep breaths. He can handle this]

Is the question which would I rather have, or which would I rather go without?

Both.

Oh come on, how can it be both?! They're two separate questions!

Exactly. So give me your answers!