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[illuminatesound]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Not sure what you want to do? Check out the random scenario meme over at bakerstreet!

Comments

[scytheyouout]

No way man.

[princeofjunes]

Fine, I'll keep the bear! Just lend me the cat!

[scytheyouout]

She'd just come back to my place dude.

[princeofjunes]

I knew it! You DO like waking up with her rack all over you!

[scytheyouout]

No I'm just telling you it's useless.

[princeofjunes]

Uh huh, sure. One minute it's 'oh my god man I hate giant tits' and the next it's 'Nope! Can't take my sexy kitty! Sorry!'

[scytheyouout]

Is that jealousy I hear in your voice?

[princeofjunes]

Of course it's jealousy, you ass! You have a smoking hot catgirl and an awesome motorcycle! And all you have to put up with is Maka who at least has nice legs, if nothing else!

[scytheyouout]

Karma, dude. Karma. It's my reward for putting up with stupid 4am phone calls.

[princeofjunes]

You had all that before the phone calls!

...

So by that logic, clearly I need to make your life even worse. You know, balance out the karma.

[scytheyouout]

Karma doesn't care about time. It's all relative.

[princeofjunes]

So I need to make it relatively more even. I can do that.

[MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

[scytheyouout]

Dude just stop before you hurt yourself.

[princeofjunes]

Oh, don't worry about me!

[And just ignore that he now clearly has you on speakerphone as he works on something else on his phone]

[scytheyouout]

... The hell are you doing?

[princeofjunes]

Huh? Oh, just looking something up. Don't sweat it.

[scytheyouout]

That alone is giving me plenty of reason to worry.

[princeofjunes]

Relax! You've got enough karma to be fine, right?

[scytheyouout]

I don't really want to push my luck, you know?

[princeofjunes]

Whoops, might be too late for that.

[scytheyouout]

... You sound way too happy about that.

[princeofjunes]

Soul, I have no idea what you're talking about! None at all!

[scytheyouout]

You're a terrible liar. What did you do?

[princeofjunes]

Nothing! You're paranoid!

But on a completely unrelated note, I may have accidentally forwarded a text message to Maka.

[More like fabricated one. Fw: omg yosuke liz's ass is so fine i could eat off it]

[scytheyouout]

[The sound of his heart stopping. Do you hear it?]

WHAT THE HELL MAN?