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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses.
♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy!
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

meme code.

Not sure what you want to do? Check out the random scenario meme over at bakerstreet!

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... You sound way too happy about that.

Soul, I have no idea what you're talking about! None at all!

You're a terrible liar. What did you do?

Nothing! You're paranoid!

But on a completely unrelated note, I may have accidentally forwarded a text message to Maka.

[More like fabricated one. Fw: omg yosuke liz's ass is so fine i could eat off it]

[The sound of his heart stopping. Do you hear it?]

WHAT THE HELL MAN?

Huh? What was that? I couldn't hear you over all this karma.

[ you know what else is making some noise? Maka's phone, set somewhere in the hallway while she's in the kitchen making that hot chocolate. it's a very familiar ringtone. you know, the one that plays when she gets a text message.

what will you do, Soul. ]

DAMN IT.

[PANIC. That's what he's going to do. Panic and run into the kitchen with his phone in hand.]

Don't look at that text, Maka!

Uh oh, that doesn't sound good...

[TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH]

-- Huh?

[ she was actually just about finished, holding both cups in either hand. after a beat, she frowns. ]

... Did you just look in my phone?

... How could I look in your phone from my room?

You know what, never mind. Just... just don't look at that text. The one you just got from Yosuke. Just. Don't.

Nope, that doesn't sound suspicious at all! Hi Maka!

... Hi.

[ her voice is flat, because what the fuck are you two doing this time.

she sets both cups on the counter again, going to get her phone. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SEE IT EVENTUALLY. ]

Noooo no no no no. I don't even know what it is, but I know you DO NOT want to see that text. This is for your own good.

Yeah Maka, don't check it! I meant to send it to someone else, really!

[Because the easiest way to sound suspicious is to back Soul up]

[ TOO LATE

PHONE IN HAND

PHONE OPEN

PRESSING BUTTONS...... say yer prayers ]

Don't listen to him he's being an ass!

Soul, what the hell? That's what I get for sticking up for you!

[SO. CLOSE. TO LAUGHING.]

... ... ...

[ and then in about three seconds, Soul gets a cellphone thrown at his face ]

If it's such a big deal then maybe you shouldn't be sending these kind of messages in the first place! You pervert!!

[Soul doesn't have the reflexes of a Meister. He can not get out of the way in time. That phone hits him right in the face.]

AGH!!

I didn't send it in the first place!

[Can't contain the laughter. He's too busy chuckling at Soul's misfortune, don't mind him]

Hmph, that's what they'd all say.

[ HUFF HUFF just going to grab her cup again and start romping back into her room ]

I can't believe this. This is the kind of guy I do favors for? Sheesh...!

It was Yosuke, seriously why would --

[You know... he's just not going to bother. She's not going to believe him right now. All he'll get is a book thrown at his face if he tries.

Instead he just sort of flops back against the counter, eying her phone on the ground.

... and out of curiosity he picks it up. After he sees the text he's surprised she only threw the phone at him.]

... You're a dick, dude.

[By now he's calmed down enough to stop laughing long enough to reply]

Wah wah wah, karma. Quit complaining, I'll re-direct her anger.

[Second text message is go! its ok maka, i liek ur ass mor n e way< -yosuke]

You're still a dick.