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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses.
♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/whatever tickles your fancy!
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

meme code.

Not sure what you want to do? Check out the random scenario meme over at bakerstreet!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Karma, dude. Karma. It's my reward for putting up with stupid 4am phone calls.

You had all that before the phone calls!

...

So by that logic, clearly I need to make your life even worse. You know, balance out the karma.

Karma doesn't care about time. It's all relative.

So I need to make it relatively more even. I can do that.

[MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Dude just stop before you hurt yourself.

Oh, don't worry about me!

[And just ignore that he now clearly has you on speakerphone as he works on something else on his phone]

... The hell are you doing?

Huh? Oh, just looking something up. Don't sweat it.

That alone is giving me plenty of reason to worry.

Relax! You've got enough karma to be fine, right?

I don't really want to push my luck, you know?

Whoops, might be too late for that.

... You sound way too happy about that.

Soul, I have no idea what you're talking about! None at all!

You're a terrible liar. What did you do?

Nothing! You're paranoid!

But on a completely unrelated note, I may have accidentally forwarded a text message to Maka.

[More like fabricated one. Fw: omg yosuke liz's ass is so fine i could eat off it]

[The sound of his heart stopping. Do you hear it?]

WHAT THE HELL MAN?

Huh? What was that? I couldn't hear you over all this karma.

[ you know what else is making some noise? Maka's phone, set somewhere in the hallway while she's in the kitchen making that hot chocolate. it's a very familiar ringtone. you know, the one that plays when she gets a text message.

what will you do, Soul. ]

DAMN IT.

[PANIC. That's what he's going to do. Panic and run into the kitchen with his phone in hand.]

Don't look at that text, Maka!

Uh oh, that doesn't sound good...

[TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH]

-- Huh?

[ she was actually just about finished, holding both cups in either hand. after a beat, she frowns. ]

... Did you just look in my phone?

... How could I look in your phone from my room?

You know what, never mind. Just... just don't look at that text. The one you just got from Yosuke. Just. Don't.

Nope, that doesn't sound suspicious at all! Hi Maka!

... Hi.

[ her voice is flat, because what the fuck are you two doing this time.

she sets both cups on the counter again, going to get her phone. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO SEE IT EVENTUALLY. ]