Voice Test Dipper Edition

[lambylamby]

COME HELP ME TEST OUT THIS NERD.

PROMPTS? YOU WANT PROMPTS? BAM! I GOT YO' PROMPTS.

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[drillsanddrool]

[The bottle wiggles about in Dipper's hand, and very faintly, carried on the BRISK Oregon wind which may or may not be brisk considering it's Summer the faint and muffled noise of someone complaining angrily can be heard coming from within the bottle]

[lambylamby]

AGH!

[WOW, YEAH. DROPPING THAT BOTTLE LIKE IT'S HOT OMFG WHY IS IT SO ANGRY?? MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS IT TALKING?]

[drillsanddrool]

[It wiggles about on the ground a moment longer, and in the muffled, angry screaming Dipper can finally make out five words: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"]

[lambylamby]

[Very, very carefully Dipper bends down and picks the bottle up once more. This time, despite the bottle wiggling in his hands, he tries to look and see what's inside of it.

CAUTION IS THIS KID'S MIDDLE NAME AND HE'S NOT ABOUT TO RELEASE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE MOST LIKELY BE DEADLY OR LIKE... A DEMON OR SOMETHING. I mean, really, who in their right mind would let a demon out of a bottle? That's just silly.]

H-Hello? Who's in there? What are you?

[drillsanddrool]

[Voices: Now in tiny, muffle-vision. Hearing. Hearing-vision]

What the hell does it matter?! I've been trapped in this stupid thing for weeks! You've got thumbs! Just pull the cork already!

[lambylamby]

... You know, you're really not helping your "let me out of here" case right now, man.

[drillsanddrool]

Rrrrgh... Fine! I was trying to see how much stuff I could fit in this thing before it exploded, but I got sucked in instead. There's not even anything entertaining to do in here.

[lambylamby]

You're not going to like, I don't know, try and destroy the world or anything if I let you out of there, right?

[drillsanddrool]

Maybe you should let me out before I start seriously considering it!

[lambylamby]

Like I said man, you're really not helping your case!

[drillsanddrool]

What do you want me to do?! I'm in a bottle with a million DVDs I can't even watch!

[lambylamby]

Not threatening to start considering destroying the world is a good start!

[drillsanddrool]

I wasn't serious!

[Think, Mao. Use that 1.8 million EQ to your advantage.]

If you let me out, the bottle's yours. And I'll throw in this legendary ABC gum for free.

[lambylamby]

What would I want with gum that's already been chewed?

[drillsanddrool]

It's rare! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a rarity 0 ABC gum?

[lambylamby]

So, what, was it chewed on by someone famous? Either way that's still pretty gross.

[drillsanddrool]

...Legendary Unopened Soda then.

[lambylamby]

[s i g h]

Look, just... just keep your ABC gum and your soda, okay? I'll let you out. Your attempts at negotiation are kind of painful, man.

[So it's with a shake of his head and a roll of his eyes that he finally uncorks the bottle.]