Voice Test Dipper Edition

[lambylamby]

COME HELP ME TEST OUT THIS NERD.

PROMPTS? YOU WANT PROMPTS? BAM! I GOT YO' PROMPTS.

Comments

[drillsanddrool]

Rrrrgh... Fine! I was trying to see how much stuff I could fit in this thing before it exploded, but I got sucked in instead. There's not even anything entertaining to do in here.

[lambylamby]

You're not going to like, I don't know, try and destroy the world or anything if I let you out of there, right?

[drillsanddrool]

Maybe you should let me out before I start seriously considering it!

[lambylamby]

Like I said man, you're really not helping your case!

[drillsanddrool]

What do you want me to do?! I'm in a bottle with a million DVDs I can't even watch!

[lambylamby]

Not threatening to start considering destroying the world is a good start!

[drillsanddrool]

I wasn't serious!

[Think, Mao. Use that 1.8 million EQ to your advantage.]

If you let me out, the bottle's yours. And I'll throw in this legendary ABC gum for free.

[lambylamby]

What would I want with gum that's already been chewed?

[drillsanddrool]

It's rare! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a rarity 0 ABC gum?

[lambylamby]

So, what, was it chewed on by someone famous? Either way that's still pretty gross.

[drillsanddrool]

...Legendary Unopened Soda then.

[lambylamby]

[s i g h]

Look, just... just keep your ABC gum and your soda, okay? I'll let you out. Your attempts at negotiation are kind of painful, man.

[So it's with a shake of his head and a roll of his eyes that he finally uncorks the bottle.]