[Very, very carefully Dipper bends down and picks the bottle up once more. This time, despite the bottle wiggling in his hands, he tries to look and see what's inside of it.
CAUTION IS THIS KID'S MIDDLE NAME AND HE'S NOT ABOUT TO RELEASE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE MOST LIKELY BE DEADLY OR LIKE... A DEMON OR SOMETHING. I mean, really, who in their right mind would let a demon out of a bottle? That's just silly.]
Rrrrgh... Fine! I was trying to see how much stuff I could fit in this thing before it exploded, but I got sucked in instead. There's not even anything entertaining to do in here.
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[WOW, YEAH. DROPPING THAT BOTTLE LIKE IT'S HOT OMFG WHY IS IT SO ANGRY?? MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS IT TALKING?]
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CAUTION IS THIS KID'S MIDDLE NAME AND HE'S NOT ABOUT TO RELEASE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE MOST LIKELY BE DEADLY OR LIKE... A DEMON OR SOMETHING. I mean, really, who in their right mind would let a demon out of a bottle? That's just silly.]
H-Hello? Who's in there? What are you?
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What the hell does it matter?! I've been trapped in this stupid thing for weeks! You've got thumbs! Just pull the cork already!
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[Think, Mao. Use that 1.8 million EQ to your advantage.]
If you let me out, the bottle's yours. And I'll throw in this legendary ABC gum for free.
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Look, just... just keep your ABC gum and your soda, okay? I'll let you out. Your attempts at negotiation are kind of painful, man.
[So it's with a shake of his head and a roll of his eyes that he finally uncorks the bottle.]