Look at it suspiciously, circle it a few times while making noises of vague contemplation, wrestle internally if he should pick it up or not because there was that weird rumor about walking bottles going around and who knew what was going on there, but in the end...
In the end he's going to pick it up. That's what do. Seriously, if Mabel found out he that he came across one of Mermando's messages and didn't bring it back to her he'd never hear the end of it. Ever. ]
[The bottle wiggles about in Dipper's hand, and very faintly, carried on the BRISK Oregon wind which may or may not be brisk considering it's Summer the faint and muffled noise of someone complaining angrily can be heard coming from within the bottle]
[Very, very carefully Dipper bends down and picks the bottle up once more. This time, despite the bottle wiggling in his hands, he tries to look and see what's inside of it.
CAUTION IS THIS KID'S MIDDLE NAME AND HE'S NOT ABOUT TO RELEASE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE MOST LIKELY BE DEADLY OR LIKE... A DEMON OR SOMETHING. I mean, really, who in their right mind would let a demon out of a bottle? That's just silly.]
Rrrrgh... Fine! I was trying to see how much stuff I could fit in this thing before it exploded, but I got sucked in instead. There's not even anything entertaining to do in here.
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Look at it suspiciously, circle it a few times while making noises of vague contemplation, wrestle internally if he should pick it up or not because there was that weird rumor about walking bottles going around and who knew what was going on there, but in the end...
In the end he's going to pick it up. That's what do. Seriously, if Mabel found out he that he came across one of Mermando's messages and didn't bring it back to her he'd never hear the end of it. Ever. ]
Huh. How'd this get all the way out here?
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which may or may not be brisk considering it's Summerthe faint and muffled noise of someone complaining angrily can be heard coming from within the bottle]no subject
[WOW, YEAH. DROPPING THAT BOTTLE LIKE IT'S HOT OMFG WHY IS IT SO ANGRY?? MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS IT TALKING?]
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CAUTION IS THIS KID'S MIDDLE NAME AND HE'S NOT ABOUT TO RELEASE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE MOST LIKELY BE DEADLY OR LIKE... A DEMON OR SOMETHING. I mean, really, who in their right mind would let a demon out of a bottle? That's just silly.]
H-Hello? Who's in there? What are you?
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What the hell does it matter?! I've been trapped in this stupid thing for weeks! You've got thumbs! Just pull the cork already!
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[Think, Mao. Use that 1.8 million EQ to your advantage.]
If you let me out, the bottle's yours. And I'll throw in this legendary ABC gum for free.
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Look, just... just keep your ABC gum and your soda, okay? I'll let you out. Your attempts at negotiation are kind of painful, man.
[So it's with a shake of his head and a roll of his eyes that he finally uncorks the bottle.]