平和島 静雄 Heiwajima Shizuo (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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cogitationbox2013-04-01 08:56 pm
nonviolence) wrote in cogitationbox2013-04-01 08:56 pm
CALL ME OUT: SHIZU-CHAN EDITION
Please help me voice test this beautiful bastard.
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[4/4] XD
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...YEAH he’s got nothing. He can only hope that death will be swift, ‘cause if Shizuo gets angry and comes at him For Real... 8| ]
LMAO oh my god I love you forever.
hahaha I'm sure we can figure out a way to work some 4-5 into this if you're game!Shizuo doesn't mind Kida's company, really. The kid gets on his nerves sometimes, sure (then again what doesn't eventually get on his nerves?), but he's usually not stupid enough to...
well....
Say something like that.
It's like the atmosphere itself has morphed around him -- warping and twisting into a slowly pulsating rage. He narrows his eyes, looking down at Kida over his sunglasses, a growl in his voice.]
What was that?
\o/ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ah, you see, tragedy struck and the winds of fate knocked me around so fiercely that I lost my phone number! So please, Shizuo-san, can I have yours?
[But NO, even that’s not bad enough, because unless Shizuo replies RIGHT AWAY, Kida’s mouth keeps moving and he finds himself adding]
SO, starting now, I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever!
[...OHMIGOD WHY STOP IT]
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Tell you what, how about I give you five seconds to get away from me before I throw you across the street. How's that sound?
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[...Yeeeeah he's totally gonna need that non-existent ambulance in about .5 seconds and he knows it, and yet he CAN'T. STOP. TALKING.
Thankfully(?) his body is at least halfway under his control still, so while he's making wide, grand gestures like usual, he's also backing the hell away.]
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[He's going to start counting now. He's giving Kida more time than he deserves to get away from him.]
Five.
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[STILL. BACKING AWA--WAIT.
...Oh hell no, he apparently can't move out of easy earshot
though, for Kida...]Don't be so hasty! After all, rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!!
[...YEP just gonna be. Hanging out here a couple dozen yards away, texting someone like crazy and hoping that Shizuo's for real about giving him the whole countdown, and also that SOMEone will show up to get him out of this, because otherwise...]
1/2
His eyes twitches, ripping up the nearest sign post as he closes the distance between the two of them.
Kida you did not move nearly far enough away for this.[Four.
2/2
[But he said nothing about how fast this countdown was going to be. Shizuo pulls back and swings.
Nice knowing you, kid.]
[1/3]
[2/3]
Shizuo hits a home runthat sign smashes him down the street and probably into that billboard atop the roof of one of the buildings there.He doesn’t get away scot-free though; Shizuo’s sign happens to clip another sign, which promptly falls sideways and catches the side of Kida’s head, knocking him back onto his ass when he scrambles to his feet and tries (again) to run for it.
But worst of all--]
[3/3]
..L-last night...I tried to match a star with every reason I love you. I ran out of stars.
[....FML.
maybe
maybe he should just let Shizuo kill him and get it over with]
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maybe?little shit.He tosses the sign over his shoulder, stooping down a yanking Kida up by the collar of his shirt]
Where the hell do you get off saying this crap to me?
[1/2]
Buuuut. He does kinda-sorta-maybe get a little bit of a break, because he manages to get out the words he actually wants to get out for once, semi-choked
and almost a little bit angry because WHAT THE HELL HOW WHYas they are.]It’s not what I'm trying to say! It’s like someone else is making me say it, and I can’t stop it! So--
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--So please...be more gentle. Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
[.......OH, WHATEVER, he’s not surprised. Brief as it was, it was too good to last.]
1/2
He tilts his head, confused by the sudden change in demeanor.]
What do you mean it's not what you're trying to say? Whatever it is just say it or --
2/2
NOPE.
Having none of that shit. He grits his teeth and yanks Kida's hand off his arm. Though it may have been a little too forceful he's not about to apologize for any broken fingers especially since the next thing he does is toss his punk ass across the street]
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......BUT unfortunately
for ALL involved but ESPECIALLY for Kida lololit still didn't solve whatever this problem is
because the first thing he manages to wheeze out once he has some of his breath back is]
...I might be seeing stars right now...but the most heavenly body is standing right across the street...
[HELP
STOP
NO
NO NOT what he wanted to say!! D8
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And right now he is more than happy to oblige. Well, he's not happy. He's pissed, but that's old news.]
I guess I didn't throw you far enough!
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Even so, for some reason, the terrible pick-up lines just WON'T STOP COMING even as he struggles back to his feet, leaning heavily against the nearest building.
And unfortunately for him (and Shizuo too, lbr), no one has more terrible pick-up lines stockpiled than Kida Masaomi, case in point:]
...No matter how far you might throw me, my love will follow you farther still-
[Shit, why can't he stop?! TALKING?!?]