Unfortunately, it's a little more complicated than just getting him a plane ticket. He might not be from the same point in time as us. He might not even be from this universe!
I... I hadn't actually thought about where he could stay. If all else fails, I think we have some sleeping bags, right?
And even if I am, who back home is going to understand that a worm dragged me here through a wormhole? The fact that I suddenly popped up thousands of miles away is going to raise a lot of questions, and I don't need that kind of headache.
[The talk of where he'll sleep is making it much more apparent that staying could become a real possibility. His eyes turn to the TV briefly, then he shakes his head.]
Whatever you guys think is best? If this starts to look long term, I can try to figure something out after tonight. Or I could just camp outside if you have a tent? I doubt anyone would notice me in those woods.
You don't want to sleep outside. The gnomes will steal your socks and chew on them if you're not careful. [She looks very calm about this.]
And then there's the vampires, and the giant bats and I think there's a few zombies too, still--[She ticks them off on her fingers like she's trying to remember which one she forgot...]
[Well, it's clear he doesn't have any choice but to rely on the kids. Even if the gnomes, vampires, giant bats and zombies were made up (which he doubts), mountain lions are real enough to eat him alive.]
How are you going to even try and explain why I'm here? Or is he in on the insanity too?
[There's a moment where he considers this, and his shoulders sag a bit. So what will he be then? The amazing hand-in-TV boy? Awkward Teenage Wolf Boy? Come see Yosuke, the Amazing Luckless Human and marvel at his terrible luck?]
I'm going to hope he just needs someone to hang signs or something.
[Mabel will negotiate for him.] He's got Soos for that. Maybe you can stand outside and throw nails on the concrete so people's tires will burst and they'll come visit!
[Hello Grunkle Stan it is your favorite great niece here to bother you speak to you about pressing issues. She leans over the arm of the chair to talk to him.]
Heeeeey, Grunkle Stan. Not to interrupt you from your TV watching, but I have a question for you.
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Unfortunately, it's a little more complicated than just getting him a plane ticket. He might not be from the same point in time as us. He might not even be from this universe!
I... I hadn't actually thought about where he could stay. If all else fails, I think we have some sleeping bags, right?
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[The talk of where he'll sleep is making it much more apparent that staying could become a real possibility. His eyes turn to the TV briefly, then he shakes his head.]
Whatever you guys think is best? If this starts to look long term, I can try to figure something out after tonight. Or I could just camp outside if you have a tent? I doubt anyone would notice me in those woods.
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And then there's the vampires, and the giant bats and I think there's a few zombies too, still--[She ticks them off on her fingers like she's trying to remember which one she forgot...]
Oh! And I think we have mountain lions.
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Well, we might as well ask Grunkle Stan. It's not like we have anything to lose, right?
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How are you going to even try and explain why I'm here? Or is he in on the insanity too?
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["Pleaaaase Grunkle Stan. Please please please." That is how she charms. But to be fair Stan has issues denying her anything.]
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I'm counting on you, Mabel!
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You got it! I'll do my best!
[... There is a pause, though. And then she sounds (hilariously because she's like... 12) fierce and disciplined.]
But don't blame me if Grunkle Stan wants to make you an attraction. You gotta work to eat here!
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I'm going to hope he just needs someone to hang signs or something.
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[... You fucking know Stan's done it.]
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I'm sure he'll figure out something.
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I'd say to mention that I work retail back home but it probably won't matter. I'm sure whatever he comes up with can't be that bad.
[Fingers crossed for no crossdressing]
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MABEL!
I mean, um, Mabel, don't you have a Grunkle to negotiate with? You should get going.
[This is totally not nervous laughter what are you talking about.]
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It's alright Dipper, I'd ask to be a wolf boy with you before I move in on your girlfriend's territory.
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She loves you, brobro. Really.]
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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bother you speak to you about pressing issues. She leans over the arm of the chair to talk to him.]Heeeeey, Grunkle Stan. Not to interrupt you from your TV watching, but I have a question for you.
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