Voice Test Dipper Edition

[lambylamby]

COME HELP ME TEST OUT THIS NERD.

PROMPTS? YOU WANT PROMPTS? BAM! I GOT YO' PROMPTS.

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[grandmasweaters]

[Hello Grunkle Stan it is your favorite great niece here to bother you speak to you about pressing issues. She leans over the arm of the chair to talk to him.]

Heeeeey, Grunkle Stan. Not to interrupt you from your TV watching, but I have a question for you.

[mistermystery]

[Oh no. He knows that tone of voice. This could potentially cost him money. Still, he can't bring himself to just ignore her.]

Alright, but make it quick. Someone needs to watch this shameless child exploitation!

[grandmasweaters]

[She makes it as quick as she can talking in a rushed voice.]

So Dipper picked up a teenage interdimensional drifter he found in the woods and we're going to keep him and he's cool and we're gonna keep him so we wanted to know if he could sleep on the couch he says he'll do stuff around the Mystery Shack and we'll feed him and take him on walks and everything, so it's okay right? Right. Okay I just wanted to make sure with you. [That's all said in one breath.]

[mistermystery]

[Keeping a teenager as a pet? This seems like the sort of thing a parent wouldn't let kids do. Good thing he's an uncle!]

I don't know... you're sure he'll work for free?

[grandmasweaters]

I give you the Mabel guarantee!

[mistermystery]

[This probably won't end well, will it? But then, the commercials are almost over...]

... alright, fine. But the second the kid starts asking for money, stuff him back into wherever you found him! And don't expect me to explain where the heck you kids got him!

[grandmasweaters]

Yay, thank you! We'll figure everything out from here!

[mistermystery]

Alright, now unless you want to watch Baby Fights, scram before I change my mind!

[as if he would]

[grandmasweaters]

Okay! We'll find something for him to do too! [She is gonna waddle her way back to the boys :|b]