[Bill meanwhile doesn't move while being shaken because he doesn't seem to be paying attention to the laws of gravity again.]
That's because you're so negative Pine Tree. Anyway the good news...for you.... turns out that your life force isn't enough to get this thing off us so we won't have to sacrifice you....yet anyway.
The bad news is....your life force isn't enough to get this thing off us so we're going to have to find something more powerful and that's going to take a bit. Which means we're stuck like this. ...which is going to get real boring real quick so I hope you like working under pressure!
Well yeah. This thing is annoying! And not the fun sort of annoying either. Why wouldn't I try to use your life force to escape? I mean it's not like you're really doing much with it.
[What did you expect Dipper?]
Only turns out a liiitle more complicated then that. So no hitting two deer with one stone and we're stuck together! Ahaha it's funny because you think you're going to die!
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That's because you're so negative Pine Tree. Anyway the good news...for you.... turns out that your life force isn't enough to get this thing off us so we won't have to sacrifice you....yet anyway.
The bad news is....your life force isn't enough to get this thing off us so we're going to have to find something more powerful and that's going to take a bit. Which means we're stuck like this. ...which is going to get real boring real quick so I hope you like working under pressure!
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Dipper stops shaking his arm abruptly, staring at him with wide eyed horror.]
Woah, woah, woah! Hold on!
You were trying to sacrifice me?!
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[What did you expect Dipper?]
Only turns out a liiitle more complicated then that. So no hitting two deer with one stone and we're stuck together! Ahaha it's funny because you think you're going to die!
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He seems to deflate a little. Dealing with Bill in any capacity is exhausting.]
Yeah, right. Hilarious.
So what are we supposed to do?