[Mikado's reflex is instantaneous, hands rising in surrender as he brings his knees up defensively in front of him as if it'd really do much if Shizuo did attack him.

He response is just as much of a knee-jerk reaction:] Nothing!

[--oh wait NO then it just looks like he wasted Shizuo's time--]

--I mean--! I, uhm -- was just gonna say that -- this was really all just a big misunderstanding, and -- the police will figure that out soon, I'm sure, so...!

[So please don't explode before then.]