[Well, it's clear he doesn't have any choice but to rely on the kids. Even if the gnomes, vampires, giant bats and zombies were made up (which he doubts), mountain lions are real enough to eat him alive.]
How are you going to even try and explain why I'm here? Or is he in on the insanity too?
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How are you going to even try and explain why I'm here? Or is he in on the insanity too?