This is crazy! There's no way this could actually be --
[WAIT. THERE'S ANOTHER COOKIE IN THIS HOUSE.
Dipper scrambles out of his seat and into the next room where Grunkle Stan has already started lamenting the loss of his cookie to Soos who is, in fact, just about to crack open his.]
Soos, no! Don't eat that cookie!
[And in one quick motion he snags the cookie out of his hands and runs back to Mabel, already cracking it open.]
"Your cookie will be taken by a paranoid child, but don't worry there's an extra in the bag."
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[WAIT. THERE'S ANOTHER COOKIE IN THIS HOUSE.
Dipper scrambles out of his seat and into the next room where Grunkle Stan has already started lamenting the loss of his cookie to Soos who is, in fact, just about to crack open his.]
Soos, no! Don't eat that cookie!
[And in one quick motion he snags the cookie out of his hands and runs back to Mabel, already cracking it open.]
"Your cookie will be taken by a paranoid child, but don't worry there's an extra in the bag."
...
We have to get that other cookie!